dedoublya

I'd pull all my teeth out for him

I'd recommend all my friends to him

I'd give him lots of money

I'd offer myself to him

I'd build a miniture dave out of clay, put him in a little wooden box in my room, and worship him everynight before going to bed

I'd insist on no one using his name.

I'd love him like a family member, and not one of the crappy members, like the dog, but like a child, or a lover.

I'll call all my children after him, even if they're girls

I'd ask him to marry me, knowing of course that I'd never have a chance at such an exhaulted person

I'd sing about him in the shower